“I loved my Glamping experience! I only got three bugs in my wine. The lake was freezing but I was drunk so…. 

Got 27 mosquito bites, but my phone was fully charged the entire time.”

“Stepping on a bee. One star. Do not recommend.”

“We rented a pontoon boat. They were supposed to pick me up, but never showed up so I shared my meat stick and six pack with a local. We are now married and expecting our first child.”

“There is a grocery store nearby called Ken’s. Their motto is *If we don’t have it, you don’t need it.*

I can’t believe it. I’m no longer diabetic and don’t need insulin after going to shop there."